All across this twisted land
there is a household name, a super brand.
From cereal to burger bars,
it all bears the name of just one man.
Women swoon and men turn green.
Everyone wants to be the Black Knight it seems.
Once his name filled everyone with dread.
To cross the Black Knight meant certain death!
But it seems you don't get paid much for that.
And so the Black knight shouted DRAT!
I'm tired of being lonely and poor!
I'll become the kingdom's greatest ever entrepreneur!